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easypeasy guide | Good Advice (?) - viz style | free article
easypeasy guide | Good Advice (?) - viz style | free article
Street smarts such as:
DON’T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog doo’s in the bin bags along with your old
bank statements.
The Official Web Site of Orson Scott Card
the web site of the author of Ender’s Game.
Witty, funny and entertaining.
News & Reviews - Hatrack River - The Official Web Site of Orson Scott Card
September 30, 2005
September 28, 2005
Vocabulary!!!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident”.
“Oh no!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible” His staff sits stunned at
this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in his
hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks………. ‘’How many is a Brazillion??!”
September 15, 2005
Zen sarcasm
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
5. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
6. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
9. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
10. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
12. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it
13. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
14. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windscreen
15. Don’t worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
16. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
18. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
19. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
20. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
21. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
22. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
23. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
24. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our butts. Then things get worse.
25. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
26. There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
27. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
28. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday… around age 11
29. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
30. No one is listening until you slam the door.
August 19, 2005
Is your boss a psychopath?
two interesting articles/post about this so important topics:
http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/96/open_boss.html
http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/96/open_boss-quiz.html
